diff --git a/.vscode/c_cpp_properties.json b/.vscode/c_cpp_properties.json
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..e50743d91
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.vscode/c_cpp_properties.json
@@ -0,0 +1,16 @@
+{
+    "configurations": [
+        {
+            "name": "Linux",
+            "includePath": [
+                "${workspaceFolder}/**"
+            ],
+            "defines": [],
+            "compilerPath": "/usr/bin/clang",
+            "cStandard": "c17",
+            "cppStandard": "c++20",
+            "intelliSenseMode": "linux-clang-x64"
+        }
+    ],
+    "version": 4
+}
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/plugins/sudoers/auth/sudo_auth.c b/plugins/sudoers/auth/sudo_auth.c
index 341f97d5a..053b48376 100644
--- a/plugins/sudoers/auth/sudo_auth.c
+++ b/plugins/sudoers/auth/sudo_auth.c
@@ -483,7 +483,7 @@ dump_auth_methods(void)
     sudo_auth *auth;
     debug_decl(dump_auth_methods, SUDOERS_DEBUG_AUTH);
 
-    sudo_printf(SUDO_CONV_INFO_MSG, _("Authentication methods:"));
+    sudo_printf(SUDO_CONV_INFO_MSG, _("awwthenticawtion meowthods:"));
     for (auth = auth_switch; auth->name; auth++)
 	sudo_printf(SUDO_CONV_INFO_MSG, " '%s'", auth->name);
     sudo_printf(SUDO_CONV_INFO_MSG, "\n");
diff --git a/plugins/sudoers/logging.c b/plugins/sudoers/logging.c
index 9644ca9c1..7ccec17ce 100644
--- a/plugins/sudoers/logging.c
+++ b/plugins/sudoers/logging.c
@@ -331,7 +331,7 @@ log_denial(int status, bool inform_user)
 	}
 	if (mailit) {
 	    sudo_printf(SUDO_CONV_ERROR_MSG, "%s",
-		_("This incident has been reported to the administrator.\n"));
+		_("uwu you g-got youwseww into a twoubwwe :333\n"));
 	}
 	sudoers_setlocale(oldlocale, NULL);
     }
@@ -366,7 +366,7 @@ log_failure(int status, int flags)
 	 * their path to just contain a single dir.
 	 */
 	if (flags == NOT_FOUND)
-	    sudo_warnx(U_("%s: command not found"), cmnd);
+	    sudo_warnx(U_("%s: me nyo~t knoww the commUwUand~ :c"), cmnd);
 	else if (flags == NOT_FOUND_DOT)
 	    sudo_warnx(U_("ignoring \"%s\" found in '.'\nUse \"sudo ./%s\" if this is the \"%s\" you wish to run."), cmnd, cmnd, cmnd);
     }
@@ -388,8 +388,8 @@ fmt_authfail_message(unsigned int tries)
     debug_decl(fmt_authfail_message, SUDOERS_DEBUG_LOGGING);
 
     if (def_authfail_message == NULL) {
-	if (asprintf(&ret, ngettext("%u incorrect password attempt",
-		"%u incorrect password attempts", tries), tries) == -1)
+	if (asprintf(&ret, ngettext("%u uwuless passwowd twieww 🏳️‍⚧️ :3",
+		"%u uwuless passwowd twieww ~ >.< ~", tries), tries) == -1)
 	    goto oom;
 	debug_return_ptr(ret);
     }
@@ -478,7 +478,7 @@ log_auth_failure(int status, unsigned int tries)
     debug_decl(log_auth_failure, SUDOERS_DEBUG_LOGGING);
 
     /* Do auditing first (audit_failure() handles the locale itself). */
-    audit_failure(NewArgv, "%s", N_("authentication failure"));
+    audit_failure(NewArgv, "%s", N_("bad awwthweww uwu"));
 
     /* If sudoers denied the command we'll log that separately. */
     if (!ISSET(status, FLAG_BAD_PASSWORD|FLAG_NO_USER_INPUT))
@@ -517,7 +517,7 @@ log_auth_failure(int status, unsigned int tries)
 		free(message);
 	    }
 	} else {
-	    ret = log_reject(_("a password is required"), logit, mailit);
+	    ret = log_reject(_("wheww is my pawsome pawwwowd 🙏"), logit, mailit);
 	}
 
 	/* Restore locale. */
@@ -536,7 +536,7 @@ log_auth_failure(int status, unsigned int tries)
 	    free(message);
 	}
     } else {
-	sudo_warnx("%s", _("a password is required"));
+	sudo_warnx("%s", _("wheww is my pawsome pawwwowd 🙏🙏"));
     }
 
     sudoers_setlocale(oldlocale, NULL);