Suwudo

README.md

@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+# Suwudo
+
+uwu sudo message patches.
+
+This repository only contains the patches for the sudo source code.
+In order to build it, you also need to clone the sudo repository and apply the patches.
+
+nya~

sudo.patch

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+From 3f10530a24e02dd72034138f07115c84c9ac3960 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
+From: nya <nya@femboy.engineering>
+Date: Mon, 26 Sep 2022 01:05:54 +0200
+Subject: [PATCH 1/2] uwu
+
+---
+ .vscode/c_cpp_properties.json    | 16 ++++++++++++++++
+ plugins/sudoers/auth/sudo_auth.c |  2 +-
+ plugins/sudoers/logging.c        | 14 +++++++-------
+ 3 files changed, 24 insertions(+), 8 deletions(-)
+ create mode 100644 .vscode/c_cpp_properties.json
+
+diff --git a/.vscode/c_cpp_properties.json b/.vscode/c_cpp_properties.json
+new file mode 100644
+index 000000000..e50743d91
+--- /dev/null
++++ b/.vscode/c_cpp_properties.json
+@@ -0,0 +1,16 @@
++{
++    "configurations": [
++        {
++            "name": "Linux",
++            "includePath": [
++                "${workspaceFolder}/**"
++            ],
++            "defines": [],
++            "compilerPath": "/usr/bin/clang",
++            "cStandard": "c17",
++            "cppStandard": "c++20",
++            "intelliSenseMode": "linux-clang-x64"
++        }
++    ],
++    "version": 4
++}
+\ No newline at end of file
+diff --git a/plugins/sudoers/auth/sudo_auth.c b/plugins/sudoers/auth/sudo_auth.c
+index 341f97d5a..053b48376 100644
+--- a/plugins/sudoers/auth/sudo_auth.c
++++ b/plugins/sudoers/auth/sudo_auth.c
+@@ -483,7 +483,7 @@ dump_auth_methods(void)
+     sudo_auth *auth;
+     debug_decl(dump_auth_methods, SUDOERS_DEBUG_AUTH);
+ 
+-    sudo_printf(SUDO_CONV_INFO_MSG, _("Authentication methods:"));
++    sudo_printf(SUDO_CONV_INFO_MSG, _("awwthenticawtion meowthods:"));
+     for (auth = auth_switch; auth->name; auth++)
+ 	sudo_printf(SUDO_CONV_INFO_MSG, " '%s'", auth->name);
+     sudo_printf(SUDO_CONV_INFO_MSG, "\n");
+diff --git a/plugins/sudoers/logging.c b/plugins/sudoers/logging.c
+index e240ca692..999188bae 100644
+--- a/plugins/sudoers/logging.c
++++ b/plugins/sudoers/logging.c
+@@ -331,7 +331,7 @@ log_denial(int status, bool inform_user)
+ 	}
+ 	if (mailit) {
+ 	    sudo_printf(SUDO_CONV_ERROR_MSG, "%s",
+-		_("This incident has been reported to the administrator.\n"));
++		_("uwu you g-got youwseww into a twoubwwe :333\n"));
+ 	}
+ 	sudoers_setlocale(oldlocale, NULL);
+     }
+@@ -362,7 +362,7 @@ log_failure(int status, int flags)
+ 	 * their path to just contain a single dir.
+ 	 */
+ 	if (flags == NOT_FOUND)
+-	    sudo_warnx(U_("%s: command not found"), user_cmnd);
++	    sudo_warnx(U_("%s: me nyo~t knoww the commUwUand~ :c"), user_cmnd);
+ 	else if (flags == NOT_FOUND_DOT)
+ 	    sudo_warnx(U_("ignoring \"%s\" found in '.'\nUse \"sudo ./%s\" if this is the \"%s\" you wish to run."), user_cmnd, user_cmnd, user_cmnd);
+     }
+@@ -384,8 +384,8 @@ fmt_authfail_message(unsigned int tries)
+     debug_decl(fmt_authfail_message, SUDOERS_DEBUG_LOGGING);
+ 
+     if (def_authfail_message == NULL) {
+-	if (asprintf(&ret, ngettext("%u incorrect password attempt",
+-		"%u incorrect password attempts", tries), tries) == -1)
++	if (asprintf(&ret, ngettext("%u uwuless passwowd twieww :3",
++		"%u uwuless passwowd twieww ~ >.< ~", tries), tries) == -1)
+ 	    goto oom;
+ 	debug_return_ptr(ret);
+     }
+@@ -474,7 +474,7 @@ log_auth_failure(int status, unsigned int tries)
+     debug_decl(log_auth_failure, SUDOERS_DEBUG_LOGGING);
+ 
+     /* Do auditing first (audit_failure() handles the locale itself). */
+-    audit_failure(NewArgv, "%s", N_("authentication failure"));
++    audit_failure(NewArgv, "%s", N_("bad awwthweww uwu"));
+ 
+     /* If sudoers denied the command we'll log that separately. */
+     if (!ISSET(status, FLAG_BAD_PASSWORD|FLAG_NO_USER_INPUT))
+@@ -513,7 +513,7 @@ log_auth_failure(int status, unsigned int tries)
+ 		free(message);
+ 	    }
+ 	} else {
+-	    ret = log_reject(_("a password is required"), logit, mailit);
++	    ret = log_reject(_("wheww is my pawsome pawwwowd"), logit, mailit);
+ 	}
+ 
+ 	/* Restore locale. */
+@@ -532,7 +532,7 @@ log_auth_failure(int status, unsigned int tries)
+ 	    free(message);
+ 	}
+     } else {
+-	sudo_warnx("%s", _("a password is required"));
++	sudo_warnx("%s", _("wheww is my pawsome pawwwowd"));
+     }
+ 
+     sudoers_setlocale(oldlocale, NULL);
+-- 
+2.38.1
+
+
+From 9f3f97f1e21594a348346f5790a97033fadc69bb Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
+From: nya <nya@femboy.engineering>
+Date: Thu, 3 Nov 2022 16:14:50 +0100
+Subject: [PATCH 2/2] =?UTF-8?q?=F0=9F=8F=B3=EF=B8=8F=E2=80=8D=E2=9A=A7?=
+ =?UTF-8?q?=EF=B8=8F?=
+MIME-Version: 1.0
+Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8
+Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit
+
+---
+ plugins/sudoers/logging.c | 6 +++---
+ 1 file changed, 3 insertions(+), 3 deletions(-)
+
+diff --git a/plugins/sudoers/logging.c b/plugins/sudoers/logging.c
+index 999188bae..abd36c81e 100644
+--- a/plugins/sudoers/logging.c
++++ b/plugins/sudoers/logging.c
+@@ -384,7 +384,7 @@ fmt_authfail_message(unsigned int tries)
+     debug_decl(fmt_authfail_message, SUDOERS_DEBUG_LOGGING);
+ 
+     if (def_authfail_message == NULL) {
+-	if (asprintf(&ret, ngettext("%u uwuless passwowd twieww :3",
++	if (asprintf(&ret, ngettext("%u uwuless passwowd twieww 🏳️‍⚧️ :3",
+ 		"%u uwuless passwowd twieww ~ >.< ~", tries), tries) == -1)
+ 	    goto oom;
+ 	debug_return_ptr(ret);
+@@ -513,7 +513,7 @@ log_auth_failure(int status, unsigned int tries)
+ 		free(message);
+ 	    }
+ 	} else {
+-	    ret = log_reject(_("wheww is my pawsome pawwwowd"), logit, mailit);
++	    ret = log_reject(_("wheww is my pawsome pawwwowd 🙏"), logit, mailit);
+ 	}
+ 
+ 	/* Restore locale. */
+@@ -532,7 +532,7 @@ log_auth_failure(int status, unsigned int tries)
+ 	    free(message);
+ 	}
+     } else {
+-	sudo_warnx("%s", _("wheww is my pawsome pawwwowd"));
++	sudo_warnx("%s", _("wheww is my pawsome pawwwowd 🙏🙏"));
+     }
+ 
+     sudoers_setlocale(oldlocale, NULL);
+-- 
+2.38.1
+